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Witch Cock-stume Premium T-Shirt

Witch Cock-stume Premium T-Shirt

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Cast a spell of laughter this Halloween with our Witch Cock-stume T-Shirt! This premium tee features a whimsical design of a penis dressed as a witch, complete with a pointy hat and broomstick. Perfect for costume parties, trick-or-treating, or just embracing the magic of the season with a cheeky grin. Personalize it with your own text for an extra special enchantment.

Order yours today and brew up some fun at the Halloween party. Make everyone laugh and charm the night away with this witchy and quirky tee. Customize it to add your unique magic and make it truly special!

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About Our Premium T-Shirt

Slide into something a tad more comfortable and outrageously fun with our premium unisex tee at Willy's Happy Eggplant Emporium! Imagine this t-shirt as the smooth-talking, charismatic wingman in your wardrobe—ready to make every outing a little more cheeky. Crafted with the kind of care that feels like a warm hug from a very friendly, very happy eggplant, our tees promise to be your new favorite partner-in-crime for all adventures, planned or unplanned.

Solid Colors: 100% caressed and spun by happy hands cotton - because only the happiest fibers will do.
Heather Colors: 52% blissfully combed and twirled cotton, 48% polyester - for when you need a little flexibility in your life.
Grey Heather: 90% cotton that's seen more good days than bad, 10% polyester - because a touch of seriousness adds spice.
Featuring a robust 4.2 oz fabric and a dashing single yarn, our shirts are side-seamed for that perfect fit, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping that whispers "I've got your back."

Caring for Your Happy Eggplant Garment:

  • Turn the charm inside out.
  • Gather like-minded fabrics.
  • Bathe in cool water, gentle cycle, with a tender detergent.
  • Forget the fabric softener; let's keep the relationship fresh.
  • Air drying is the way to this tee's heart. Hang or lay flat in a cozy spot. If you must tumble dry, keep it low and slow.

Remember, Willy's Happy Eggplant tees aren't just shirts; they're the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Welcome to comfort, reimagined with a wink and a smile!

What's My Size?

Size Chart:

Size Inches Centimeters
Width Length Width Length
XS 16.5 27 41.9 68.6
S 18 28 45.7 71.1
M 20 29 50.8 73.7
L 22 30 55.9 76.2
XL 24 31 61 78.7
2XL 26 32 66 81.3
3XL 28 33 71.1 83.8

Measuring Your T-Shirt:

How to Measure Your T-Shirt
Length:
Measure from the highest point on your shoulder straight down to the bottom of the clothing.
Width:
Measure 1" down from armpits from one side to the other.

 

Measuring Tips:

  • Measure your favourite fitting tee and compare the measurements to the sizes in the chart above for the ultimate fit.
  • If you are on the border of the next size, consider sizing up for a baggier comfort fit.
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