About Us

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Willy. Johnson. Dick. Cock. Member.

There are a lot of terms for the penis, and that's only a very few.

We're here to celebrate Happy Eggplants and enjoy the art, beauty, and silliness that is the Tallywhacker.

Enjoy! 🍆

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  • PAYMENT METHODS

    Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Diners Club, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Facebook Pay

  • QUALITY GUARANTEE

    We pride ourselves on quality products. If there are any issues with your order, we'll make it right.