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Vampire Cock-stume Premium Tank Top

Vampire Cock-stume Premium Tank Top

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Sink your teeth into Halloween humor with our Vampire Cock-stume Premium Tank Top! This playful tank features a penis dressed as a vampire, complete with a cape and fangs. Perfect for costume parties, trick-or-treating, or just getting into the spooky spirit with a bit of fun. Personalize it with your own text for an extra special bite.

Order yours today and be the highlight of the Halloween party. Spread laughter and light up the night with this vampiric and quirky tank top. Customize it to add your unique twist and make it truly one-of-a-kind!

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About Our Premium Tank Top

Dive into the deep end of style with Willy's Happy Eggplant's premium unisex jersey tank top. This isn't just any tank; it's a declaration of bold confidence and playful allure, perfectly cut to flaunt the fun-loving spirit within. With its smooth rounded neckline and sleek silhouette, it's the ultimate canvas for expressing yourself in vivid detail. Made from the finest Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tank top is where comfort meets cheeky sophistication, ready to make your style statement as vibrant as your personality.

Sculpted for Perfection:

  • Side-seamed for that flawless structure.
  • Retail fit that hugs you in all the right places.
  • Unisex sizing because style knows no boundaries.

Color Your World:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for purity in every thread.
  • Grey Heather: A dynamic blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester, for a touch of mystery.

Loving Your Happy Eggplant Garment:

  • Flip it and reverse it: Wash inside out with like-minded colors.
  • Chill cycle: Cold water, gentle spin.
  • Soft touch: A mild detergent is all you need.
  • No softeners: Keep it real and un-softened.
  • Air is your friend: Hang dry to keep the vibe alive or tumble dry on low if you must.

Slip into Willy's Happy Eggplant's premium tank and feel the embrace of a top designed not just to be seen, but to make a statement. Whether you're hitting the town, the beach, or just lounging in style, it's more than a garment—it's a lifestyle. Join the celebration of self-expression and cheeky charm with every wear.

What's My Size?

Size Chart:

Size Inches Centimeters
Width Length Width Length
XS 16 26 40.6 66
S 18 27 45.7 68.6
M 20 28 50.8 71.1
L 22 29 55.9 73.7
XL 24 30 61 76.2
2XL 26 31 66 78.7

Measuring Your Tank Top:

How to Measure Your Tank Top
Length:
Measure from the highest point on the shoulder straight down to the bottom of the tank.
Width:
Measure 1/2" down from armpits from one side to the other.

 

Measuring Tips:

  • Measure your favourite fitting tank and compare the measurements to the sizes in the chart above for the ultimate fit.
  • If you are on the border of the next size, consider sizing up for a baggier comfort fit.
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