Monster Cock-stume Premium Tank Top
Monster Cock-stume Premium Tank Top
Bring some electrifying fun to your Halloween with our Monster Cock-stume Premium Tank Top! This playful tank features a penis dressed as a patchwork monster, complete with bolts and stitches. Perfect for costume parties, trick-or-treating, or just embracing the spooky season with a grin. Personalize it with your own text for an extra special jolt.
Order yours today and light up the Halloween party with laughter. Spread joy and brighten up the night with this monstrous and quirky tank top. Customize it to add your unique spark and make it truly one-of-a-kind!
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About Our Premium Tank Top
Dive into the deep end of style with Willy's Happy Eggplant's premium unisex jersey tank top. This isn't just any tank; it's a declaration of bold confidence and playful allure, perfectly cut to flaunt the fun-loving spirit within. With its smooth rounded neckline and sleek silhouette, it's the ultimate canvas for expressing yourself in vivid detail. Made from the finest Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tank top is where comfort meets cheeky sophistication, ready to make your style statement as vibrant as your personality.
Sculpted for Perfection:
- Side-seamed for that flawless structure.
- Retail fit that hugs you in all the right places.
- Unisex sizing because style knows no boundaries.
Color Your World:
- Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for purity in every thread.
- Grey Heather: A dynamic blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester, for a touch of mystery.
Loving Your Happy Eggplant Garment:
- Flip it and reverse it: Wash inside out with like-minded colors.
- Chill cycle: Cold water, gentle spin.
- Soft touch: A mild detergent is all you need.
- No softeners: Keep it real and un-softened.
- Air is your friend: Hang dry to keep the vibe alive or tumble dry on low if you must.
Slip into Willy's Happy Eggplant's premium tank and feel the embrace of a top designed not just to be seen, but to make a statement. Whether you're hitting the town, the beach, or just lounging in style, it's more than a garment—it's a lifestyle. Join the celebration of self-expression and cheeky charm with every wear.
What's My Size?
Size Chart:
Size | Inches | Centimeters | ||
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Width | Length | Width | Length | |
XS | 16 | 26 | 40.6 | 66 |
S | 18 | 27 | 45.7 | 68.6 |
M | 20 | 28 | 50.8 | 71.1 |
L | 22 | 29 | 55.9 | 73.7 |
XL | 24 | 30 | 61 | 76.2 |
2XL | 26 | 31 | 66 | 78.7 |
Measuring Your Tank Top:
- Length:
- Measure from the highest point on the shoulder straight down to the bottom of the tank.
- Width:
- Measure 1/2" down from armpits from one side to the other.
Measuring Tips:
- Measure your favourite fitting tank and compare the measurements to the sizes in the chart above for the ultimate fit.
- If you are on the border of the next size, consider sizing up for a baggier comfort fit.
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QUALITY GUARANTEE
We pride ourselves on quality products. If there are any issues with your order, we'll make it right.