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Monster Cock-stume Premium Pullover Hoodie

Monster Cock-stume Premium Pullover Hoodie

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Bring some electrifying fun to your Halloween with our Monster Cock-stume Premium Pullover Hoodie! This playful hoodie features a penis dressed as a patchwork monster, complete with bolts and stitches. Perfect for costume parties, trick-or-treating, or just embracing the spooky season with a grin. Personalize it with your own text for an extra special jolt.

Order yours today and light up the Halloween party with laughter. Spread joy and brighten up the night with this monstrous and quirky hoodie. Customize it to add your unique spark and make it truly one-of-a-kind!

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About Our Premium Pullover Hoodie

Wrap yourself in a hug that lasts all day with Willy's Happy Eggplant's Bella-Canvas 3719 Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoodie. This isn't just any hoodie; it's a premium cuddle buddy, meticulously crafted for those who don't just wear their mood on their sleeve but wrap their whole day in it. The blissfully soft sponge fleece, a perfect blend of Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with polyester, promises a touch so luxurious, you'll think every day is a lazy Sunday morning.

Designed to flatter every frame, our hoodie is the epitome of casual chic with a warm hood, stylish white draw cords, and a kangaroo pocket that's always ready to warm hands or hold onto your day's little essentials.

Key Features:

  • Supreme Snuggles: Our soft sponge fleece fabric feels like being wrapped in a cloud.
  • Luxury Blend: A heavenly mix of Airlume combed cotton and polyester for that plush touch.
  • Sporty Chic: Athletic Heather option boasts a 90% cotton and 10% polyester blend, perfect for that active edge.
  • Dashing in Navy: Heather Navy style in a smart 60% cotton and 40% polyester fleece blend.
  • Fit for All: Unisex sizing in a contemporary retail fit that looks good on everyone.
  • Thoughtful Touches: Equipped with white drawstring cords, kangaroo pockets, and snug ribbed cuffs and waistband.
  • Built to Last: Side-seamed construction that stands the test of time.

Care Instructions:

  • Love Gently: Wash warm, inside out with like spirits.
  • Brighten Safely: Only non-chlorine bleach when it beckons.
  • Cuddle Prep: Tumble dry low to keep the snuggle factor high.
  • Smooth Moves: Medium heat iron, but let the decorations be.
  • Keep It Pure: No dry cleaning to maintain its heartfelt hug.

Embrace yourself in Willy's Happy Eggplant's hoodie, where every day feels like a warm embrace. This hoodie isn't just a garment; it's a statement of comfort, style, and a pinch of playful cheekiness, ready to make every moment a bit more special.

What's My Size?

Size Chart:

SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH
XS 25.5" 36"
S 26.375" 39"
M 27.5" 43"
L 28.625" 47"
XL 29.75" 51"
2XL 30.875" 55"

Measuring Your Hoodie:

How to Measure Your Hoodie
Length:
Measure from the highest point on the shoulder straight down to the bottom of the clothing.
Width:
Measure from armpits from one side to the other.

Measuring Tips:

  • Measure your favorite fitting hoodie and compare the measurements to the sizes in the chart above for the ultimate fit.
  • If you are on the border of the next size, consider sizing up for a baggier comfort fit.
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