Halloween Cock-stumes Premium T-Shirt
Halloween Cock-stumes Premium T-Shirt
Celebrate Halloween with a twist of humor and a splash of cheekiness with our Halloween Cock-stume Collection T-Shirt! This premium tee features an ensemble of playful designs: six penises dressed up as a devil, ghost, witch, vampire, monster, and mummy. Perfect for costume parties, trick-or-treating, or just getting into the spooky spirit with a big smile. Plus, you can personalize it with your own text for an extra special touch.
Each character brings its own charm:
- The devil sports mischievous horns.
- The ghost floats with spooky green eyes.
- The witch casts a spell with a pointy hat and broomstick.
- The vampire is ready to bite with a cape and fangs.
- The monster is stitched together with bolts and scars.
- The mummy wraps it all up with bandages.
Order yours today and be the life of the Halloween party. Make everyone laugh and light up the night with this delightful and quirky collection of willy costumes. Customize it to add your unique twist and make it truly one-of-a-kind!
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About Our Premium T-Shirt
Slide into something a tad more comfortable and outrageously fun with our premium unisex tee at Willy's Happy Eggplant Emporium! Imagine this t-shirt as the smooth-talking, charismatic wingman in your wardrobe—ready to make every outing a little more cheeky. Crafted with the kind of care that feels like a warm hug from a very friendly, very happy eggplant, our tees promise to be your new favorite partner-in-crime for all adventures, planned or unplanned.
Solid Colors: 100% caressed and spun by happy hands cotton - because only the happiest fibers will do.
Heather Colors: 52% blissfully combed and twirled cotton, 48% polyester - for when you need a little flexibility in your life.
Grey Heather: 90% cotton that's seen more good days than bad, 10% polyester - because a touch of seriousness adds spice.
Featuring a robust 4.2 oz fabric and a dashing single yarn, our shirts are side-seamed for that perfect fit, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping that whispers "I've got your back."
Caring for Your Happy Eggplant Garment:
- Turn the charm inside out.
- Gather like-minded fabrics.
- Bathe in cool water, gentle cycle, with a tender detergent.
- Forget the fabric softener; let's keep the relationship fresh.
- Air drying is the way to this tee's heart. Hang or lay flat in a cozy spot. If you must tumble dry, keep it low and slow.
Remember, Willy's Happy Eggplant tees aren't just shirts; they're the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Welcome to comfort, reimagined with a wink and a smile!
What's My Size?
Size Chart:
Size | Inches | Centimeters | ||
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Width | Length | Width | Length | |
XS | 16.5 | 27 | 41.9 | 68.6 |
S | 18 | 28 | 45.7 | 71.1 |
M | 20 | 29 | 50.8 | 73.7 |
L | 22 | 30 | 55.9 | 76.2 |
XL | 24 | 31 | 61 | 78.7 |
2XL | 26 | 32 | 66 | 81.3 |
3XL | 28 | 33 | 71.1 | 83.8 |
Measuring Your T-Shirt:
- Length:
- Measure from the highest point on your shoulder straight down to the bottom of the clothing.
- Width:
- Measure 1" down from armpits from one side to the other.
Measuring Tips:
- Measure your favourite fitting tee and compare the measurements to the sizes in the chart above for the ultimate fit.
- If you are on the border of the next size, consider sizing up for a baggier comfort fit.
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