Skip to product information
1 of 10

Distressed Happy Eggplant Premium T-Shirt

Distressed Happy Eggplant Premium T-Shirt

Regular price $21.99
Regular price Sale price $21.99
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Calling all lovers of vintage tees with a modern twist! The Distressed Happy Eggplant tee is here to take your graphic tee game to the next level. This design features our iconic happy eggplant, but with a cool, distressed effect that gives it a retro, offset-printed look.

Channel your inner hipster with this unique tee that's perfect for those who appreciate a touch of nostalgia. The distressed print adds a layer of character and makes a bold statement, all while keeping the playful innuendo alive and well.

But don't let the vintage look fool you, this graphic tee is printed on a super soft Bella-Canvas 3001 t-shirt, known for its comfortable, flattering fit. So you can rock a classic vibe while still enjoying modern comfort.

The Distressed Happy Eggplant tee is a must-have for:

  • Vintage clothing enthusiasts with a humorous side
  • Fans of distressed and graphic tees
  • Anyone who wants a conversation starter with a unique twist
  • People who appreciate a touch of innuendo with their style

Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind tee! Grab your Distressed Happy Eggplant tee today and add a touch of playful vintage flair to your wardrobe.

View full details

Collapsible content

About Our Premium T-Shirt

Slide into something a tad more comfortable and outrageously fun with our premium unisex tee at Willy's Happy Eggplant Emporium! Imagine this t-shirt as the smooth-talking, charismatic wingman in your wardrobe—ready to make every outing a little more cheeky. Crafted with the kind of care that feels like a warm hug from a very friendly, very happy eggplant, our tees promise to be your new favorite partner-in-crime for all adventures, planned or unplanned.

Solid Colors: 100% caressed and spun by happy hands cotton - because only the happiest fibers will do.
Heather Colors: 52% blissfully combed and twirled cotton, 48% polyester - for when you need a little flexibility in your life.
Grey Heather: 90% cotton that's seen more good days than bad, 10% polyester - because a touch of seriousness adds spice.
Featuring a robust 4.2 oz fabric and a dashing single yarn, our shirts are side-seamed for that perfect fit, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping that whispers "I've got your back."

Caring for Your Happy Eggplant Garment:

  • Turn the charm inside out.
  • Gather like-minded fabrics.
  • Bathe in cool water, gentle cycle, with a tender detergent.
  • Forget the fabric softener; let's keep the relationship fresh.
  • Air drying is the way to this tee's heart. Hang or lay flat in a cozy spot. If you must tumble dry, keep it low and slow.

Remember, Willy's Happy Eggplant tees aren't just shirts; they're the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Welcome to comfort, reimagined with a wink and a smile!

What's My Size?

Size Chart:

Size Inches Centimeters
Width Length Width Length
XS 16.5 27 41.9 68.6
S 18 28 45.7 71.1
M 20 29 50.8 73.7
L 22 30 55.9 76.2
XL 24 31 61 78.7
2XL 26 32 66 81.3
3XL 28 33 71.1 83.8

Measuring Your T-Shirt:

How to Measure Your T-Shirt
Length:
Measure from the highest point on your shoulder straight down to the bottom of the clothing.
Width:
Measure 1" down from armpits from one side to the other.

 

Measuring Tips:

  • Measure your favourite fitting tee and compare the measurements to the sizes in the chart above for the ultimate fit.
  • If you are on the border of the next size, consider sizing up for a baggier comfort fit.
  • FREE SHIPPING

    All orders in the United States qualify for FREE SHIPPING

  • PAYMENT METHODS

    Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Diners Club, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Facebook Pay

  • QUALITY GUARANTEE

    We pride ourselves on quality products. If there are any issues with your order, we'll make it right.